Friday List for … May 5

The Cock Holster Edition

Top Ten Things Stephen Colbert Could Have Also Said To Describe Donald Trump

And we’re off …

  1. Crab-Infested Panty Wing
  2. Moron-A-Lago
  3. Luke-warm clown splooge
  4. Urine Top
  5. Señor Cialis
  6. Don-Claude Van Douche
  7. Bannon’s Man Pussy
  8. Wehrmacht Barbie
  9. Humbert Trumpert
  10. Cabeza de mierda